candy rock 

Rock that entertains goth girls.

“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”

candy rock by Theoldman February 9, 2019

Big Rock Candy Mountains 

In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.

Big Rock Candy Mountains by Anarchist2884 September 23, 2009

Kasota Rock Candy 

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

Kasota Rock Candy by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018

rock candy 

A VERY HARD PENIS! Sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a blow job

yo Paco did you give your girl some rock candy?

rock candy by Heat seeker! T.C.S April 16, 2008

Cum-Rock Candy

Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.

We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!

Cum-Rock Candy by eda-skip October 8, 2021

New York Rock Candy

The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.

Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.

New York Rock Candy by BleachDrinker2000 March 29, 2019

rock candy 

Its fucking candy you retarded dumbasses

Rock candy is not a penis or meth its a fucking lollipop candy, god I fucking hate UD

rock candy by doogsnoog July 25, 2020