can't be asked 

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."

can't be asked by David Bean March 4, 2007

can't be asked 

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.

Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked

can't be asked by laputaktepario September 13, 2022

can't be assed 

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

can't be assed by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

can't be assed 

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

can't be assed by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Can't be assed 

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

Can't be assed by Go_pies May 8, 2018

Can't be assed 

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

Can't be assed by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

Cant be asked 

A phrase invented by professional rocket league player and avid burger connoisseur Mirza Idris Mujanic iii Jr, which cannot be used by anyone else but him and his lover Shyla Bayles

Draguljica Jr: "Youre such a girthy shyla"
Mirza: "I cant be asked"

Cant be asked by 69OOF420 January 30, 2025