buttsnag 

A buttsnag refers to anything that sucks and prevents you from enjoying the fullness of a moment, gets in the way of productivity or negatively effects you.

For example, your computer crashing is a major #butsnag.

- or -

A person who complains constantly or just gets gross wasted and ruins a night is a total #butsnag.

Dan could be a real buttsnag of a boss, always sipping from the jagger he kept in his desk and raging randomly at his employees.

buttsnag by Spollock September 2, 2016

buttspaghetti 

my fnaf rap

YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSS! awesome music plays

Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a huge dong, and den da security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with sexy scary animatrons!

Dumbass bitch bugati is trach

What is buttspaghetti

buttspaghetti by Iamlonleucuzimsadandiamhated February 7, 2020

buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

buttsnarls by Naerg March 9, 2009

Buttsnack 

A person that doesn't know anything, or is stupid.

He was being a buttsnack

Buttsnack by Solopluto9000 July 10, 2019

Buttsnatch

another word for a female ass but only used to describe when it is really nice.

I was doing my girlfriend in her buttsnatch last night.

Buttsnatch by Huncha FTW February 13, 2009

buttsnuggle 

the action taken by one who loves nothing more than a nice plump butt to cuddle up to.

Sending an email to a GOOD friend that says, "I am in the mood for scrumping and a buttsnuggle!"

buttsnuggle by Christopher1889 February 28, 2009

Buttsnake 

A big purple dildo that resembles a snake.
Commonly used for ramming closeted-gay husbands' assholes.

Did you see the way Lee shoved that buttsnake up his ass?

When the clock strikes midnight, there the buttsnake will stand, slithered up your asshole.

Buttsnake by BUTTSNAKESR4EVR August 20, 2010