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butthole pucker 

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.
(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.

puckered butthole 

A phrase Sammie and Ava made up also if revering to a person normally someone who's being annoying or a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
Ava: Can you just stfu up

Sammie: Stop being such a puckered butthole
puckered butthole by Enva April 10, 2016

Puckering Butthole 

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.
* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.

puckered butthole 

the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin
Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!
puckered butthole by buttpucker96 October 7, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026