When a mad funkdaddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.
"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"
The paranoid feeling you get while very stoned that you are walking funny, or that your posture is a littleawkward.
Stoner 1: "Hey man, why don't you, uh, just walk across the room and, like, get it?"
Stoner 2: "Aw man, I huh, don't want that hot babe to see me walk. I huh, got funkbutt real bad."
Stoner 1: (uncontrollable giggling)
FUNKY BUTT is the title of a song performed by New Orleans musician Buddy Bolden in the early 1900's. Bolden has been referred to as the first man of jazz by many writers and jazz musicians. The song was about the odor emanating from a crowd of people packed together in an auditorium dancing in close quarters. The song was later known as "Buddy Bolden's Blues". Authorship was claimed by Willy Cornish- trombone player for the band. References to the song can be found on WIKIPEDIA under "Buddy Bolden"
Lyrics from the song " I thought I heard Buddy Bolden say - Funky Butt, stinky butt, take it away"
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.