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butt fungus 

A fool, idiot, moron, retard.
You left the food in the oven, you butt fungus.
butt fungus by Joel Joseph April 25, 2006
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butt fungus 

musrooms or moss that growing in or around the rim of your asshole.
Paul Durso has gnarly butt fungus.
butt fungus by johann smelts January 26, 2009

butt fungus 

A disease of the ass
Brandon has butt fungus and he can't get any dates!!!!
butt fungus by brandon dinglehoff November 18, 2005

BUTT FUNGUS 

A SUBSTANCE THAT EMITS FROM THE MOUTHS OF POLITICIANS AND SMELLS VERY MUCH LIKE ASS
THE DEMOCRATS ARE TALKING BUTT FUNGUS A LOT THIS WEEK
BUTT FUNGUS by PICKLE PIRATE January 28, 2010

butt fungus 

Discusting, moldy fungus, growing around, on, or inside a person's butt.
Doctor:I had a patient come in today with some nasty butt fungus, he asks if I would clean it for him. I said" Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!"
butt fungus by JOOOOOOOOOOSE January 17, 2010

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky
"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

buttfungus 

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.
"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."
buttfungus by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
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