Butt plug

A device used by every American conservative-cult shit bag in the country. Butt plugs remind these clueless fucks just how insecure they truly are and how much they long to try their desires at gay sex.

Tucker Carlson has that look on his face again. It's got to be that big ass butt plug Rupert got him for Xmas!

Why is trump's cock holster always open?
Oh yeah, it's that studded butt plug MGT

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 1, 2022

butt plug

Verb. Cyber Security jargon term for plugging the network before the shit hits the fan.

Damn it B.T. Josh! Butt plug that WAN before it crashes from the attacking bot net!

by 13boards May 25, 2022

Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.

Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?

by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 20, 2023