burns donut

When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."

(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"

Martha: "What's a burns donut?"

Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"

burns donut by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009

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P-burn donut

A woman makes a large glory hole and proceeds to let multiple men put there genitals into it and try to pleasure them all at the same time

me and the boys should go to the P-burn donut

P-burn donut by P-burner January 7, 2026

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To Burn the Donut

To engage in male homosexual anal activity.

As we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, my uncle announced: " Hey everyone,I just wanted to let you all know that I am gay. Yes, I like to burn the donut."

To Burn the Donut by Cranky Nanny September 26, 2009

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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