burning log 

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

burning log by brandesign82 August 24, 2016

Burning Log 

Shoving your dick into the sappy bit of a tree then lighting the whole tree on fire.

I hear James tried burning log. howd it go
by dick didnt fit in the tree

Burning Log by K9123 August 15, 2024

Mexican Salem Burning Log 

The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.

I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.

Mexican Salem Burning Log by PlagueTarot January 12, 2023