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bungee balls 

1.The act of trying to pull your testicles out of the mouth of your upset sexual partner when he/she refuses to release sucking action.

2.A game in several men use wieghts to stretch their shorn scrotums, and then using a ruler to determine the individual with the greatest elasticity.

3.The unfortunate event where an anal sphincter muscle spasms and the male cannot remove his testicles from the anus.

1. That bitch, Kelly, played bungee balls with me last night and I can't sit down.

2. Jimmy's ball sack extended 2 inches more than mine during this weekends bungee ball tournament.

3. The doctor has to use forceps to remove my bungee balls from Fred's backdoor.
bungee balls by Miknordael May 17, 2007
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Bungee Balls 

A game in which a man's balls are tied to a bungee cord, and the man is then dropped from a large height. The man wins if his nuts stay attached.
Obviously, this is more of a fictional endeavor and therefore it works better as an ostentatious manly challenge that men could make or as some kind of feminist's fantasy.
"Derek is the undefeated champion of Bungee Balls."
Bungee Balls by Barbs McGee October 28, 2006

ball bungee jumping 

For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!
Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026