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bumfuck nowhere 

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...
bumfuck nowhere by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018

Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.
"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."
Bumfuck Nowhere by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025

bum fuck nowhere 

A place out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization and miles from help if needed.
"What's Bluey up these days?"

"He got a new job at a mine out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. It's at least two days drive from Sydney."

bum-fuck nowhere 

completely in the middle of nowhere; far away from anywhere.
the dude lives in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere!
bum-fuck nowhere by mr.Tom January 10, 2003

Butfuck nowhere 

A place so remote there’s nothing to do BUT FUCK
She lives out in butfuck nowhere

Bum-fuck Nowhere 

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…
Bum-fuck Nowhere by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025