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A dumbass is a person who always mooches off others. Typically of the hemp persuasion. Signs: Quite possibly into the Grateful Dead / likes to talk about conspiracy theories.
Person 1: Hey man, did you know if you light your cigarette backwards its 7 years bad mental health? Tobacco industries planned that filter to be hazardous to your mental health. Can I bum a smoke?

Person 2: WTF are you talking about? And no, you can't have any of my cigarettes, you bumbass.

Person 1: Oh dude, harsh. Chomsky was fucking right!
bumbass by Exploding Faces July 15, 2010
1: HAHA Look at the bumbass
2: WTF is a bumbass
1: Go to urbandictionary.com and go look it up
2: No tell me!
1: Stupid bumbass.
bumbass by Narhem May 6, 2010

bumbass theorem

When you make something that don't make sense.
4+3=8 bc if you break them apart then multiply them together you get 8 this is the bc the bumbass theorem makes you look smar
bumbass theorem by DrizzledSyrup March 20, 2023

Bombassery 

adverb:is a mix of bombast, ass and then the added pop culture "sery" e.g. "Smartassery"
You could have made a valid point, instead you engaged in your usual bombassery.
Bombassery by Kerri Peek October 2, 2008

bumbastain 

A jamican insult, often used jokingly but can also be quite offensive
wa gwann bruv - Rasta 1
Rasclat bumbastain, aye - Rasta 2
bumbastain by DMCliff August 8, 2007
It's a term you use if somebody is being mad annoying and/or talking shit.
Jordan: look at u with ur uglay ass
Me: stfu bumass nigga

Jordan: She just called me a bumass
Bumass by eminemloverr15 March 20, 2014
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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