husband's bulge

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.

That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.

husband's bulge by anonnigh September 30, 2013

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Rourke’s Bulge

A geological formation situated in Salford, Greater Manchester.

I’m trying to take a photo of us posing out outside Salford Lad’s Club, but all I can see is Rourke’s Bulge! It’s massive! What a sight!

Rourke’s Bulge by Dutch Drippings September 8, 2016

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Troy's Bulge

The mount of manmeat that protrudes from Troy's pants. The bulge is especially evident when Troy is wearing khakis.

Upon noticing the bulge, a HOOOAH!!! is often exclaimed. Especially by Jen who is the bulge's number one fan.

The official bulge day is September 25th

Look at Troy's bulge in those khakis, HOOOAH!!!

Troy's Bulge by adele822 April 17, 2006

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Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

Banker's Bulge by David Daunt September 8, 2016