husband's bulge

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Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.

That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.

husband's bulge by anonnigh September 30, 2013

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Rourke’s Bulge

A geological formation situated in Salford, Greater Manchester.

I’m trying to take a photo of us posing out outside Salford Lad’s Club, but all I can see is Rourke’s Bulge! It’s massive! What a sight!

Rourke’s Bulge by Dutch Drippings September 8, 2016

Troy's Bulge

The mount of manmeat that protrudes from Troy's pants. The bulge is especially evident when Troy is wearing khakis.

Upon noticing the bulge, a HOOOAH!!! is often exclaimed. Especially by Jen who is the bulge's number one fan.

The official bulge day is September 25th

Look at Troy's bulge in those khakis, HOOOAH!!!

Troy's Bulge by adele822 April 17, 2006

Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

Banker's Bulge by David Daunt September 8, 2016

Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.

Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge

Hero’s Bulge by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018

George's Bulge

SO FREAKING SMALL

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"

George's Bulge by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024

bulger's crystals

when your balls are bulging out of your pants.
a play on words with 'folger's crystals'

dude's got some serious bulger's crystals goin on!

bulger's crystals by gd December 31, 2004

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026