husband's bulge

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.

That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.

by anonnigh September 30, 2013

Rourke’s Bulge

A geological formation situated in Salford, Greater Manchester.

I’m trying to take a photo of us posing out outside Salford Lad’s Club, but all I can see is Rourke’s Bulge! It’s massive! What a sight!

by Dutch Drippings September 8, 2016

Troy's Bulge

The mount of manmeat that protrudes from Troy's pants. The bulge is especially evident when Troy is wearing khakis.

Upon noticing the bulge, a HOOOAH!!! is often exclaimed. Especially by Jen who is the bulge's number one fan.

The official bulge day is September 25th

Look at Troy's bulge in those khakis, HOOOAH!!!

by adele822 April 17, 2006

Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.

Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge

by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018

George's Bulge

SO FREAKING SMALL

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"

by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024

bulger's crystals

when your balls are bulging out of your pants.
a play on words with 'folger's crystals'

dude's got some serious bulger's crystals goin on!

by gd December 31, 2004