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An uncontrollable urge to shit in a flowing motion, Starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest Restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of BUMWEE pours out of your ass. After this painful experiance the Sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the Pebble dashed pan you leave behind.
"Ah mate, I've just had the worst BUMWEE ever, proper pouring out!!"
Bumwee by Expat Saudi Bumwees!! October 1, 2009
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The liquid which appears during toilet backwash. Carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. Can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.
Tramp: "Can I have a wee bite o yer sandwich?"
Lewis: "Yeah, it's a bit bumwee though. Thats a nice bumwee you've got."
Tramp: "Is yer friend takin' the piss?"

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"My GOD! It smells like bumwee in here! The smell is like getting hit in the face. WITH A SHIT!"
bumwee by Farg_Meh October 9, 2006

Bigweewee 

Idv player, we just met but I can tell by the way u okay u are a real one u really make my moment when u decode next to me and don’t actually run. I love being silly😊 in qm just with u.

Ur so seyx the way ur hair flows with the air when u run away from me, the way ur username is so interesting.

I love every moemtn, I could not ask for kore, thank u for adding me.
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Look! It’s bigweewee, 😍😍😍 wait! Don’t steal

my girl , stela me isntaed😍😍
Bigweewee by Anonymous, big crush October 29, 2023
crappy marijuana. aka schwag. ditchweed.
That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's bumweed.
Bumweed by paperboy May 22, 2005
Poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your bum
I had a bit of bumwee after that curry last night.
bumwee by julio! April 27, 2008
(n).Defined as a realllly big smoking noobie.
"Smooth move Bagweed! You spilled the bud!!"
"What is batwheat?"
^^^^Bagweed
bagweed by Prof. Kuyt Danger Beier October 22, 2008