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Chet Brunstein 

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.
Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.
Chet Brunstein by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

Brønsted Relationship 

Describes the correlation between degree of attraction and relationship kinetics. When used to describe a precise period within a relationship it indicates the "friends with benefits" zone; when log (attraction) is proportional to log (rate of relationship progression). Unfortunately no Bronsted Relationship lasts forever, hence the "ø." Eventually the linear correlation breaks down when the mechanism of attraction changes as the relationship matures. Also at very high degrees of attraction, the rate may become saturated and become a zero order process. As in both parties are focusing on zero considerations apart from physical intimacy.
Human 1: "Dude; Jack and Rose are all over each other!"
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."

Burning brunette 

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.
Brunost is the godliest food that has ever been made by the human species
Norwegian guy: have you tasted brunost?
Swedish guy: no is it any good?
Norwegian guy: you have never tasted somthing better in your life!
Brunost by Haiberdubel June 2, 2017

Ms Brunson 

A very sweet and charming person, who pretends to be a misanthrope but secretly loves everyone. She has an incredible brain which is not only an organic graphics calculator but also library of information (especially science) and memories. Don't mess with her because she'll never forget about it!!!
Person 1: Ms Brunson today told me to "go away"
Person 2: Yeah, she is the best. I love Ms Brunson!
Person 1: Absolutely agree!
Ms Brunson by Very Really Good January 19, 2023
Branstrom ladies party hard. They are known for knowing how to shop lift, where to buy some good weed, and knowing how to make some awesome drinks.
Let's go find that Branstrom girl.
Branstrom by Jenifer McKenna January 20, 2009