Brown Cobra

A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.

A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.

The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!

by BrownCobra April 16, 2009

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Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.

"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"

by Noobles February 1, 2009

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choke the brown cobra

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop

hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think

by joff January 17, 2007

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When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024

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blowncobragirl

Lying, two faced, internet cheating whore who likes to display her stupidity across the internet with her rediculous statements that resemble fecal matter. She enjoys typing to hear her keys click. Large, ugly, and just unattractive in a physical nature; she should be avoided at all costs to prevent blindness. She is approximately the size of a full grown cow.

I left a blowncobragirl (shit) in the toilet.

Gee Melissa, you sure acting like a blowncobragirl (slutty 2 timing twat) today.

by F-Rice February 7, 2005

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BlownCobraGirl

A very large obese smelly girl who flirts with ugly fat men on the internet. Part time phone sex operator, full time slut. She enjoys black penises jammed firmed in her bloody rectum. Note: You can drive a truck up her ass, do a K-turn, open the doors, and still not touch the anal walls. Anal sex of this proportion requires thousands of simultaneous black penises to properly fill her anus up.

Damn girl, Shaneekqua is acting like a blowcobragirl today.

by Elisa February 16, 2005

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