An area of Washington DC that has become a rather dangerous ghetto. The Catholic University of America resides in this pristine area. The students are told that the area is not bad and that nothing really terrible happens. Contrary to that belief are several homicides and muggings. But its not THAT bad. Things to consider when taking a stroll through the Brookland area at night are things like is it gang initiation time of the year or god i hope those black guys are friendly. One might think that the area is better because the MPDC would want to protect the pretty white kids of CUA but no. An MPDC patrol car is a rare sight and besides what the hell are they really going to do there so dam incompetent. The area was once known as little rome but its slowly becoming little compton. Brookland- a gangstas paradise, rich white kids with no common sense.
I was walking through brookland on the way back to campus when I was hit in the head with a beer bottle.

Hey did you hear about the mugging in Brookland yesterday.
by Eri Pain October 13, 2009
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You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. Nothing but a bunch of good rats. The heaters only work during the summer And the air condition only works during winter. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers because they sleep with all the students . Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with their bicycle head ass, Stewart little loooking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in fleas The Mexican smell like "wetbacks". Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts & whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face hoes go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cat litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it. The Basketball team is very ass got one boy name london who came from AIRPORT because he didn't make the team but barley get any PT over at BC the nigga really ass af "Bench Warmer" you bastard bitch.
by The Three Amigos January 17, 2019
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You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers. Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with ther bicylce head ass, Stewart little looking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in lice. The Mexican smell like wetbacks. Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts and whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face people go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cats litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it.
by The Three Amigos January 17, 2019
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life of brooklands is a reality tv show made in 2022 by some students at an english private school. the producer (me) claims it will have a youtube realise in the upcoming months
holy shit did you here life of brooklands is gonnna come out soon
yeah if that dipshit editor can but all the clips together
by porneuilus hubert the third March 17, 2022
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