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The very embodiment of a keystone species, the bronteroc is essential if life is to survive on a planet. The diet of bronterocs is composed of oiligarchs, social, political, and financial aristocrats, and other "takers". Without bronterocs to consume them this upper crust will smother the apple pie of life on a planet resulting in the eventual destruction of all multicellular life on the planet.
As beautiful as it is useful if the bronteroc does not evolve on a planet eventually another species will develop which will cause the destruction of the planet's biodiversity through rapacious plunder.
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Brodster 

A very funny male, who tends to enjoy filling his shoes with snow and girls moaning. Brodsters like skatboarding and wearing hats. They are very imature and own 800 doormice
See Freak
Random Person: Heyy do you have a doormouse i could have?
Brodster: NO! i always have to have ecactly 800!
Brodster by UberNoob April 6, 2008
bon·ster - noun -ˈbän(t)-stər

1) a being of extreme abnormal form

2) a : a being of shocking proportions

b : an anomaly for its kind

3) something bonstrous; especially : something of unnatural or extreme size
Holy fuck! It's a bonster!
bonster by shake riz November 28, 2010

blonster 

A lady who appears a flaxen-haired beauty when viewed from behind, but when turns round is capable of frightening horses and small children.
Wow, mate, look at that bird over there with the gorgeous hair. I'm going to ask her for her number. (Lady turns around). Oh fuck it, she's a blonster. Mission abort!
blonster by jez1974 May 28, 2009

Brownster 

A small singular poop that must be forced out of your butthole
"I pushed really hard and finally I got that brownster out of my fuckin butthole!"
Brownster by Dr.SexyMD August 28, 2015
A combination of a bro and a hipster. Has the party-lovin attitude of a bro but the pretentious taste of a hipster.
Broster: Dude, you wanna chill and drink some 40s after the Akron show?
broster by POWERGOD June 12, 2008