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Bromeliads are members of a plant family known as Bromeliaceae (bro-meh-lee-AH-say-eye). The family contains over 2700 described species in approximately 56 genera. The most well known bromeliad is the pineapple. The family contains a wide range of plants including some very un-pineapple like members such as Spanish Moss (which is neither Spanish nor a moss). Other members resemble aloes or yuccas while still others look like green, leafy grasses.

In general they are inexpensive, easy to grow, require very little care, and reward the grower with brilliant, long lasting blooms and ornamental foliage. They come in a wide range of sizes from tiny miniatures to giants. They can be grown indoors in cooler climates and can also be used outdoors where temperatures stay above freezing.
1. Is that a bromeliad or are you just happy to see me?

2. Jodi simply cannot grow a bromiliad in Boston.

3. Bromiliads, like pineapples, grow in abundance in Hawaii.
bromeliad by Tenarr June 30, 2005
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International Bromeliad Society 

Name of the world renowned American Indy rock band created in 2008. Known best for their song "Pineapple Surprise." Abbreviated as IBS.
Hey, did you see International Bromeliad Society on Wednesday, it was pretty clean if you ask me.

bromehead 

A german shagging mole face
Has a chode with two big balls
Hairy beast of the western hemosphere
"wow you bromehead you crazy mofo"
"have you seen the bromehead with his tiny penis?"
bromehead by size gg boob December 2, 2009

bromiliate 

to humiliate a jackass that constantly uses the word bro in words that it does not belong in, such as brotado.
It was quite easy for Josh to bromiliate himself as he called all the people around him brotado, bromeister, and all other non-imaginative bro type words while annoying the whole office. Bro Shame.

bromeliads 

A large family of flowering plants native to the tropical and warm temperate of the United States
Bromeliads are found in the conopy's, of rainforests.
bromeliads by sgfgdghjyur May 17, 2006

bromelia 

Bromelia is the hottest gal you will ever meet. Everyone who looks at Bromelia wants to be her or be with her. She has the best fashion taste and she is so intellectually advanced. Her life is so interesting and she is honestly just so amazing, it’s literally crazy. Like wow.
“See that girl over there? Her name is Bromelia. She’s so cool.”
bromelia by ballbobaggins November 23, 2021

bromeade 

When two bros work together to make something from scratch.
Mike and I were up all night working on those bromeade egg salad sandwhiches. It was total team work.
bromeade by linkdafourf December 22, 2009