breakfast sausage
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.
breakfast sausage by amglaw March 20, 2014
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Breakfast Sausage
Breakfast Sausage by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017
Breakfast Sausage
When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
Breakfast Sausage by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog
Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015
Two Sausage Egg Breakfast
While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
Two Sausage Egg Breakfast by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021
sausage and eggs breakfast
When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
sausage and eggs breakfast by Eric Dick January 2, 2008
breakfast saussage
I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...
breakfast saussage by the original wolfy November 8, 2006
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