brayn 

he is a very dumb, ugly,fat,mf who dosen't do anything in football

you are brayn at football

brayn by zabadi March 28, 2022

Brayn 

Big dick. Brayn has a huge fucking dick.

emily: Did you hear about Brayn?
He dickes down that one girl so good she had twelve orgasms!

Sam: Yeah! He has a huge dick!

Brayn by DerRealKeeper March 24, 2024

Brayn Particle 

the brayn particle (the revolutionary form of particle that is created by 100s of atoms that consist of a photon and a nudetron, it is then fertilized in a illustrated flag bearer of 369 shits. Which is the accumulation of cookiecream the cookiecream is then curdled which goes through the process of digestion and menstruated out of a biologically special mutation of a yellow shithead called a minion that develops a fetish for bananas)

Hey bro, you on “Brayn Particles”?

I snorted some Brayn’s today. Got my GPA up.

Brayn Particle by GalaxiDev December 9, 2022

Quantum Brain Fart 

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.

Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.

Quantum Brain Fart by Teraknor January 7, 2016

lard brain 

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

lard brain by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

stupid brain syndrome 

Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS

Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges

stupid brain syndrome by zxtekiii February 28, 2020

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015