Guy: hey man, do you have any
extra babies kicking around I can punch?
Guy's wicked awesome female friend: I'll make you a fresh one, under one condition: it has to be a fatal blow. We don't want it surviving said punch. Brb. Got
9 months of work ahead of me.
Guy: If you'd rather not work the full 9 months, I'd be happy to meet you at the top of a flight of stairs.
Guy's wicked awesome female friend: :) you're the best! BTW, what has caused this baby punching tangent?
Guy: Well, I met this super cute
girl the other day, and I was just about to tell her I was warm for her form when she dropped the boyfriend bombshell!
Guy's wicked awesome female friend: Harsh,
dude! *hands
dude a fresh
baby*