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boyfriend bomb 

when a girl is approached by a guy/guys and they begin to carry out a conversation, during which the girl mentions her boyfriend. then, all of a sudden, the guy(s) make up excuses to no longer talk to her. After dropping the boyfriend bomb, the guy(s) scatter.
Bill: I was having a lively conversation with Sarah from down the street until she dropped the boyfriend bomb. Then i decided it wasn't worth pursuing and told her I had to go help my mom cook dinner.

boyfriend bomb 

When you're about to ask a girl out and during the conversation she intentionally inserts a line about her boyfriend so you'll back off.
Boy: "I enjoy riding my Harley on days like this. I have a backseat..."

Girl: "Oh, yeah Jared has a Honda. He takes me out on it all the time."

Boy: "Ohhhhh!!! The boyfriend bomb! See ya."
boyfriend bomb by Evinah May 13, 2008

boyfriend bomb 

A chemical weapon females use to disseminate doubt amongst surrounding males. It is a preemptive strike used for 2 main reasons:
- the female wants to discourage surrounding unwanted males from getting too close

-the female wants to play hard to get with an attractive male, as well as test his resolve.
beta: hey what's up?
hotchix101: just waiting for my boyfriend.
boyfriend bomb destroys!

alpha: so we should hang out sometime
hotchix1o1: well I would have to ask my boyfriend
alpha: hey I'm not asking him to hang out, I want to hang out with you
hotchix101: ok sure, what are you doing later? fuck me fuck me
boyfriend bomb separates the wheat from the chaff!
boyfriend bomb by gallowgate May 13, 2008

Boyfriend bomb 

A maneuver in which a girl inserts a statement about her boyfriend to let any would-be suitors that she is already taken. In some cases it is used by single women who want to let a guy know that she isn't interested. Despite the violent name of this act, also called the boyfriend drop, and the pain it may cause for the male recipient, the boyfriend bomb is actually an act of kindness in either case. The girl is simply trying to show that she is taken or not interested, before the guy asks her out and makes an ass of himself.
As soon as I could tell he wasn't just being friendly, I hinted to him that I had a boyfriend so that he wouldn't get his hopes up.

That guy at the bar seemed really nice, he just wasn't my type, so I lied and dropped the boyfriend bomb as to not hurt his feelings.
Boyfriend bomb by dananars May 6, 2009

boyfriend bombshell 

When the girl you've been interested in chooses the most inopportune moment to inform you she has a boyfriend. Often followed by you punching a baby.
Guy: hey man, do you have any extra babies kicking around I can punch?

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: I'll make you a fresh one, under one condition: it has to be a fatal blow. We don't want it surviving said punch. Brb. Got 9 months of work ahead of me.

Guy: If you'd rather not work the full 9 months, I'd be happy to meet you at the top of a flight of stairs.

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: :) you're the best! BTW, what has caused this baby punching tangent?

Guy: Well, I met this super cute girl the other day, and I was just about to tell her I was warm for her form when she dropped the boyfriend bombshell!

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: Harsh, dude! *hands dude a fresh baby*
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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