Hot Box of Rocks

A person (usually female) Who is very attractive, yet not very smart.

Hot = Their physical appearance
Box of Rocks = what occupies the place where their brain should be

Chicken or Fish? Really?!?!?...Man that Jessica Simpson is one Hot Box of Rocks!

Phillip: "So, are you gonna start dating that girl from Jersey?"
Charles: "Nah she's only booty call material, turns out she's just a Hot Box of Rocks"

"Dude let's go to the bars tonight, my cock needs a Hot Box of Rocks"

by ConeCrewCarl November 9, 2010

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dumber than a box of rocks

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.

Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass

by barbarino April 19, 2005

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dumber than a box of rocks

Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.

John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.

by Rocky Balbowa November 20, 2007

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The Box Rocks

Someone has a pleasure inducing ass or nookie.

The date with Wonda Wonderpig was great, because the box rocks!

by I, Wreckerrr October 24, 2016

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Box Rocked

To be ruined or vandalized, specifically referring to technology. Originating from computer nerd/hacker culture, the phrase literally describes a box (computer) that has been rocked.

I box rocked my precious ~/ partition when I attempted an in place upgrade from ext4 to btrfs.

John got shit-canned after his company's server got box rocked by some script kiddie.

by NEETphreak March 29, 2013

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