Bowtard

someone who is physically incapable of tying bows. one who cannot tie bows. a person who is physically incompetant when it comes to tying bows.

person #1: dude, can you tie my shoe?
person #2: dude, you can't tie your shoe?
Person #1: no.
Person #2: what a bowtard.

by kyliekins April 01, 2009

Bowtard

Someone not from the south that fakes southerness by wearing a bow tie.

Travis Gilbert is such a Bowtard!

by BilbBags May 06, 2025