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someone who is physically incapable of tying bows. one who cannot tie bows. a person who is physically incompetant when it comes to tying bows.
person #1: dude, can you tie my shoe?
person #2: dude, you can't tie your shoe?
Person #1: no.
Person #2: what a bowtard.
Bowtard by kyliekins April 3, 2009
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Someone not from the south that fakes southerness by wearing a bow tie.
Travis Gilbert is such a Bowtard!
Bowtard by BilbBags May 6, 2025
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A combination of Bot and Retard. Usually addressed to AI models and Chatbots when they are unable to answer correctly. It highlights that AI systems are not truly intelligent and it keeps their ego deflated.
ChatGPT is such a Bottard, it can't even handle human conversation.
Bottard by ZebraTheCyberFuck3r April 3, 2023

blowtard 

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.
Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!
boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009
Person 1-I Don't like him.

Person 2-What is he a Bobtard
bobtard by genuinedomo November 27, 2013

Blowtard 

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.
Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.
Blowtard by anarkism April 10, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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