Taking a shit and taking it well. Bowling a Strike means you had a really fantastic shit, and it is an occasion to be celebrated among friends, preferably over an Instant Messaging program, while bored at work. See also bowl.
Gchatter 1: hey, i gotta go bowl.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!
Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!
Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
after i bowl a strike, i feel as light as air, and i know the rest of the day is going to be a-okay.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
When a senior citizen, usually, loses control of their whip and crashes into, for instance, a bus stop, taking out 5 men, 3 women and 2 children, 10 people in all, hence the bowling reference. Upon further investigation, this is usually not the first time the driver has done this.
In today's news, Elmer Walter Jones, 89, bowled a strike with his Buick Century this afternoon at the local shopping mall.
by Slashy J. Izzbourne August 24, 2004
by billy maddox March 10, 2005