booty humping

To be in extremely close proximity

"I can't change lanes because all of these cars are booty humping each other."

by m1L33tL3PWny October 16, 2008

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

BootyBumping Redbull

BootyBumping Redbull in fact does not give you wings. It is when your inside asshole moves to your outside asshole. It also makes your feces smell like Redbull and is violently traumatic on the human rectum.

I have been BootyBumping Redbull and now my asshole is inside out!

by aracyddam May 3, 2023