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"bootwt we should tweet 'Happy Birthday Ranboo' as a joke. I think it would be funny."
"boober: hey can I get some pet photos? I'm feeling kinda anxious. bootwt: *spams with pet photos*"
bootwt by PotatoLive March 1, 2022

bootwt prom 

bootwt prom is prom for people inside of bootwt which will be on the 26th of may, the same day as bootwt selfie day. you can wear a suit or a dress or anything you're comfortable in, take pictures and get a date (even if its /p) just like a normal prom!!
ranboo stan 1: are you going to bootwt prom?

ranboo stan 2: of course!! wanna go together??
ranboo stan 1: yess!!
bootwt prom by imverycool22 May 7, 2021

bootwala 

a word that directly translates to boot maker, but in this sense it is the last name of someone who yells the word "yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" for long amounts of time as loud as they can
that bootwala kid likes boots you know
yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bootstrap Bill 

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.
Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.
Bootstrap Bill by BillBobGates August 21, 2019

Bootstrap Paradox

The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.
A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.
Bootstrap Paradox by Driptual November 17, 2019

Bootstrapium 

What you earn by working hard for success like all your favorite Billionaire crushes tell you to.
Keep mining for bootstrapium, serfs

Blackrock's forever rentals won't build themselves
Bootstrapium by Cerebrex April 13, 2022