Bookshelve

A long soft spongy tampon with a string which you stick up your hole when you get menstrual cramps. You bleed out crap.

Francocious handed marthanian a bookshelve while sitting in the bathroom before meeting with cow poop.

by FrANCO DE rOCK February 24, 2005

Bookshelving

Squeezing through a tight crowd back to front rather than side to side.

We left the show early, bookshelving through the crowd to get out the back.

by Smjbab March 10, 2017

Bookshelving

The act of gangbanging ones wife.

nick was horrified to find out all his close friends had been, "bookshelving", his wife.

by Sloan Kedder April 27, 2011

Fine china and bookshelves

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.

I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.

by OrBeChased January 11, 2011