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Briggsy Bongos 

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.
Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.
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Bonnasses 

Bonnasses (fr.-engl.)
"young and beautiful real life girls, mostly above the age of consent; not necessarily nude, photographed in sexy and/or compromising positions"
The campus of Berkeley was brimming full with lovely bonnasses...
Bonnasses by Hibernian April 5, 2004

Mongos on bongos 

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.
By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!
Mongos on bongos by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014

Bongostan 

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.
Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?
Bongostan by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

Bonnors Arc 

A situation in which one individual is in love with another individual who is emotionally dependent on their love but does not actually love them back
“I feel bad for Jack man, he’s really on his Bonnors Arc because of this girl
Bonnors Arc by Firemixtape November 8, 2021
A noun used to describe the state of mind a person is in, after the intake of drugs has an ecstasy affect on your brain.
After a guy has just taken drugs he becomes somewhat retarded in the head. often acting weird and screaming words like "timmy" or "bonno" this is what a bonno is.