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bong fingers

1/ the fingers of a well experienced bongrat.

Used normally as a compliment or observation as to the efficiency of a persons bong pulling and packing ability.

May also be used as an insult/observation referring to the bong smell on ones fingers after an excessive smoking sess.
"Man, look at him use those bong fingers.. what a seasoned professional"

"Dude that is weak, get your dirty bong fingers away from me"
bong fingers by willy donka March 26, 2009
Words you can keep

Bong Finger 

The callous you get from lighting bong hits with a bic lighter, repeatedly. Usually found on the index finger.
I need to change and start lighting bong hits with my thumb, I have a bad case of Bong Finger
Bong Finger by Drgizmo July 22, 2010

The Bong Finger 

The act of putting your right hand palm up, flicking the middle finger back and forward whilst saying "BONG!" to vulgarly arouse a young girl or boy.

Can also used to intimidate a friend or PE teacher by "bong fingering" their rectum or testicles.
Gaz : "How can I arouse the potential Ryan?"
Ryan : "Use the Bong Finger!"
Gaz : "BONG BONG BONG"
Potential : Oooooohhhhhh.... *orgasms*
The Bong Finger by Kitchhh May 17, 2010

tommy bingfingers 

a man who spends most of his waking hours chained to a life of sheer nicotine, to the point where his fingers are brown, his blood is yellow and the skin on his thumb is worn down to the bone from the wheel of a lighter
hey tommy,let's have a look at yer fingers tommy bingfingers!
tommy bingfingers by wormberk July 8, 2011

Bongfinger 

A black colored fingernail from cleaning the chillum of a bong
Watch out cleaning the bong otherwise you’re getting a bongfinger.
Bongfinger by green_juli April 9, 2021
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B)
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A)
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