bonadroit 

Skillful and/or clever — i.e. the opposite of maladroit. Although it denotes the same characteristics as adroit, it has the added value of making its user appear even more pompous. Humorously ironical employment is possible, iff the speaker's swagger was phenomenal.

Nobody who was socially bonadroit would actually use the word "bonadroit," as it just confuses people.

bonadroit by PBMax March 9, 2008