Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

popcorn bollocks

Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem

I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks

by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018

middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.

He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.

by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017

Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack

Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird

by PContheGC October 27, 2021

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks

Arjun is a Bollock Head

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019

Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.

Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 1, 2021