bog troll 

The guy who sets up his stall in the toilet of a bar/club - he is usually built like a brick shithouse - and then demands money with menaces for even having breathed his air. In most cases he dispenses soap and paper towels by invading your space and foisting it upon you, then glowers at you as you say thanks and don't pay. Using their range of aftershaves is ill-advised and costly, and why anyone would buy a lolly from a guy they met in the toilet is beyond comprehension. Attempts to avoid the bog troll often result in loud verbal abuse about your personal hygiene.

Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place.

Bog troll: Soap, paper towel?
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself.
Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family)

Drunken reveller A: Taxi home?
Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already.

bog troll by Svenyboy September 6, 2005

bog troll 

The thick set bloke who stands in the gents in London clubs and passes you paper towels and squirts you soap, then stands looking disapproving until you give him a handful of pound coins.

The bog-troll at Trap disapproved of my £1.20 and smacked me in the face. I shan't be going back.

bog troll by KHD December 26, 2004

bog troll 

Hairy, Sweaty, Potato-headed men with infected piercings and bad tattoos, who are going bald and looks faintly necrotic. Bog Trolls such as these may hang around Loos in various *ahem* salubrious establishments, looking for blowjobs, 'candy' 'drugs' or both (he will supply the drugs, its the only way he can get his dick sucked). Will rant at 100-miles-an-hour about shit you dont care about like star wars.

bog trolls are also known as scarynic

bog troll by unfortunate July 14, 2008

Bogtroll 

(noun) A person that sits around nightclub toilets administering soap, towels, aftershave and chewing gum for a small fee. A toilet attendant.

"Man I'm bursting for a piss but I don't have £1 to pay the bogtroll."

Bogtroll by L Rathen July 21, 2009