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Blue Bruise 

Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.
Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.
Blue Bruise by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008
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Blue-on-Blue Brutality 

When an off-duty, retired, separated, plainclothes, or undercover law enforcement officer gets beaten up by uniformed on-duty law enforcement officers in marked units because they are often mistaken for criminals due to LEOSA privileges.
To prevent Blue-on-Blue brutality many agencies across the nation often require officers to provide visible identification to uniformed on duty officers in marked units during traffic stops or stop and frisk operations to avoid field interrogation cards by uniformed personnel.

blue eyed brunette 

the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.
-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!
blue eyed brunette by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008

blue jean bruise

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.
Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

Brunette blue eyes 

Someone who has brown hair and blue eyes. Most guys think this is the best eye color to go with brown hair. Girls with brown hair and blue eyes are normally outstandingly beautiful and have great personalities.
Hey did you see that girl? She's such a brunette blue eyes.. So beautiful