Blue Waters

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.

Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.

by Jtobraves March 23, 2021

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

Blue water burrito

A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.

The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.

I just laid a blue water burrito in the honey bucket.

by Angry russian110 January 4, 2020

Urban Blue Water

A second to a nigga's favorite drink, consisting of water, blue and about 5 pounds of sugar per glass.

After a long day on the plantations, Marcus demanded grape drank. Unfortunately, all they had was urban blue water, so he dealt with it.

by Thrustyn1gg4 February 7, 2010

Blue Water Backsplash

When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.

I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.

by roarrrrrr!r!r August 21, 2011

Blue Water Baboon Farm

a toilet bowl with a fresh package of that stuff that turns the water blue.. combined with poop.

someone forgot to flush, now there's a smelly blue water baboon farm in the bathroom.

by Noelisgeh March 30, 2009

Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019