Sump Bludgeoning

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa November 11, 2008

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix May 1, 2018

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Bludgeon, the full word for the shortened “blud”

James: “What’s up?”

Dorothy: “Nothing much, bludgeon!”