by InsideScoop August 03, 2024
when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.
dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
by armeeen December 11, 2009
"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕
Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.
by Word of man October 09, 2018
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns April 26, 2011
the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
by a tamborelli October 10, 2020
Almost the same as get lit but referencing being drunk. (Let’s get lit) (let’s get blitzed) blitzed is being really drunk while having a great time. (Not to the extent of blacking out) But a really good drunk.
“Bro my dads at the strip club getting blitzed this is to funny”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”
by Himothysnickett July 26, 2024
Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.
by BTMA June 18, 2022