Blarfkin

To receive a blarf job while taking a dump.
Combining the terms blumpkin and blarf job.

The bathroom smells so bad after that girl gave me a Blarfkin.

by Kudinger! February 13, 2010

Blarfkin

Barfing on one’s ball bag while giving head

My girlfriend was so drunk my blow job turned into a blarfkin.

by Chickenshot. January 31, 2021