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Like Blackpool illuminations 

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand
Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

Blackground Noise 

Unwanted, incomprehensible , high volume, noise that is produced by a group of black people all talking at once.
Person 1: My black friends and I went to see a movie last night.

Person 2: That's cool. How was it?

Person 1: We had fun but, I couldn't even hear the movie because of all the blackground noise they made.

a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach 

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.
Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

scranton blackfoot 

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties
What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.

blackground singers

black people that background sing for white singers.
Those blackground singers had to totally carry those whitebread souless robots on american idol last night.

Blacktooth Grin 

An alcoholic beverage created by late Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrel. It is Whiskey with a splash of Coke. The drink is named after a line in the Megadeth song "Sweating Bullets."
Someday you will know my pain, and smile its blacktooth grin.

"Megadeth," "Sweating Bullets"
Blacktooth Grin by Matt2.0 November 8, 2008