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Black Clock 

Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...
Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
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Big Black Clock 

Used to trick your friends into saying big black cock instead of clock, giving you the opportunity to call them gay.
Person 1: Yo bro I love big black clocks
Person 2: You love big black cocks?!
Person 1: No, I love big black clocks, gay ass.
Big Black Clock by Kaiserlin March 6, 2022

cock block o'clock 

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.
We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
Cock-Block Alarm Clock by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."
Clock-Block by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018

Clock Block 

When you are having a dream involving intense sexual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.
I was banging Meagan Fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as I was about to get a blow job.
Clock Block by redcard101 March 14, 2012

Clock Block 

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.
"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."
Clock Block by QFswagger January 10, 2012