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a creature, one of most hidious proportions. Constanly doing things, many times randomly and annoyingly. A bizsek is a parasite that leaches on to others, but only to borrow their DVDs. *precious dvds* Also a Bizek can cause extrem retardedness when exposed to long enough.
1-hello(man) RAHhahah Derr derr (bizsek) OMG(man) ::humping noises:: man explodes in a cloud of flesh and blood.
2-OMG(lady)::bizsek breaths in face:: ::lady's face peels off::
3-hey get out of those trees(man) derrrrr (bizsek) ::jumps from tree killing man:: ::world implodes::
*4-"the sweat mixed with the left over crap in my ass, and when my boxers rode up it smeared it."

*-famous quote from the bizsek
bizsek by guy... #A July 19, 2004
An living sac of infectious diseases that lives only in the darkest cracks of extremely fat and ugly women, for that is its only home. No light can escape from the bizsek! Its gasses are more powerful then any poisonous chemical. Also, whoever goes near the bizsek becomes retarded, like the bizsek.
1-Waoh! Look out for teh bizsek!
2-Ack! I touched the bizsek, now I have cancer.
3-Durr, after i touched the bizsek i'v become retarded.
bizsek by verneth dream55 June 17, 2004
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bizekies 

N. Rather large breasts, usually said by someone old and VERY horny!
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Person 2: "oh baby you are making my Bizekies NUMB! I'll take a Jägerbomb, I don't think I'll need sleep tonight ;)"
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biseksüel 

Biseksüel, duygusal ve cinsel yönelim yönünden hem hemcinsine hem de karşı cinse ilgi duyan kişidir. Biseksüel sözcüğü hem isim, hem sıfat olarak kullanılır.
Ünlü sporcu biseksüel olduğunu açıkladı.
The defining term when your preference is "sex and violence go together" and no one can dissuade you that it's not a healthy dynamic.
Tom is bizsexual. Violence is the way.

"She choked him a little. Ma'am are you gonna kith..." --> a bizsexual response to a fight scene.
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The ability to think ones sexy and also think ones the opposite of vegatarianism
bizsexy by ARN090 November 13, 2023
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