Number of times your wife tells you to put away your fucking phone on Sunday when you're trying to check your fantasy football scores. Fuck.
Wife: Richard, put away your fucking phone!
Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!
Richard's fantasy league commish: Dude, pay your fucking fantasy football dues.
Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!
Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!
Richard's fantasy league commish: Dude, pay your fucking fantasy football dues.
Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!
by Cheese Furburgers December 24, 2013