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billiard head 

Girl, look at all of these fine billiard heads in the club.
billiard head by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

pocket billiards 

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets
"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied
pocket billiards by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
When you're full name is Bill, and people ask what your "full" name is and you say Billiam (cause William's kinda weird if your full name is Bill).
Guy 1: I have a question Bill?
Bill: yeah?
Guy 1: Is your full name William?
Bill: Uh no it's uh... Billiam, yeah.
Guy: ah nice to know :D
Billiam by deep fried potato November 28, 2017

billiard balling 

Putting your hand in your pockets and playin with your bollocks
Mr Todd: Josh stop billiard balling and get over here

jewish billiards 

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
jewish billiards by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009
The baddest, coolest, most desirable of anything or anyone. Also numerically it is more than anyone else can dream of having.
Dude 1 Who is that bad mf’er over there?

Dude 2 That’s Billiam, “if you don’t know…now you know
Dude 1. I wish I could be him
Dude 2. I know, he has a spaceship

Example 2
Dude 1. How much money do you think the earth is worth?

Dude 2. Probably half a Billiam dollars!
Billiam by Stankbait August 24, 2022