big smooths

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)

Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!

Man 1: Dude, sweet!

big smooths by effyx March 22, 2010

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Big Smoothie

A big smooth shaved dick.

Girl I can't wait to get him home and hop on his big smoothie.

Big Smoothie by Big Smoothie1982 June 19, 2011

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Big Poppa Smooth Ride

Big Poppa Smooth Ride is a name for a man who is older in age but still knows how to “get his”, if you know what I mean. He is confident of himself and isn’t shy or bashful. Everyone needs them a big poppa smooth ride.

Girl I was at Big Poppa Smooth Rides house last night and we went all night long.

Big Poppa Smooth Ride by White_shadow45 November 15, 2019

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Big Mama Smooth

A Fat Bitch that gives a nice ride in bed.

Yo your Big Mama Smooth gave the gnarliest ride in bed last night.

Big Mama Smooth by Joe Hunkk October 23, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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