Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 23, 2023

Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 10, 2021

When you gracefully leave an upper decker, then use the bowl water to clean yourself afterwards.

Fuck bud, so I was at the corner store and buddy had no shit tickets, so I had to leave an upper decker and use the quebec bidet.

by HighstrikeGTR October 19, 2020

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle

Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet

by Q tron15 August 27, 2021

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 14, 2020

taking a shower immediately after shitting, usually caused by lack of toilet paper.

Bobby realized he was out of toilet paper mid dump, not to fear the walk in bidet is here.

by Fallout44 January 2, 2017

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)

Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet

by _cpek December 8, 2017