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Bell head

bell-like head of a penis
Man, Danny mohon is a bell head
by The real Nikki July 20, 2009
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bell-head

A wide, bell-like head of a penis
Bitch sucked on my bell-head 'til I skeeted on her grill
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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Bell-head

Any telephone technician working for the local telephone company.
Hey Bell-head, my phone's not working!
by Robert McNulty May 22, 2005
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Bell head torpedo

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo
by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023
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Bellheading

The act of using a black marker to draw a japs eye on the top of a bald mans scalp so that from an aerial view the subjects head has the appearance of a massive bellend.

This is put to best use when the baldy in question has suffered sun burn or has high blood pressure. This gives the act of bellheading a far greater authenticity as the added pink colour further resembles a big shiny bellend.

It is best to bellhead somebody when they are asleep or highly drunk as this can, in some circumstances, provoke aggression as few people like to think that their head resembles a massive shiny bellend.
Fancy going bellheading today Brad?

I know the perfect individual for a good bellheading.

I just bellheaded that drunk chody little dwarf.

I woke up to discover I'd been bellheaded in the night.
by matwalkenstein July 16, 2011
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bellhead

A) A phone company employee that typically believes in networks based on circuit switching as opposed to packet switching.

B) A derrogatory term that refers to telephone company shills or employees that defend the Bell system or the telephone companies from any and all criticism, regardless of validity and even, in some cases, when those companies do wrong.
Bogey780 is such a bellhead. Whenever it comes down to a discussion regarding telecom issues, it sounds like he's reading a telecom talking points memo.
by Nethead July 21, 2006
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bellhead

The tip of one's penis.
Someone who acts like a penis.
Dude stop being such a fucking bellhead.

Why don't ya rub ma bellhead, bitch!
by Isgrimnur March 30, 2003
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