Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

Beef Jerky

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!

Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!

by Mrtacoman November 24, 2011

Beef jerking

To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.

I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.

by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014

Beef Jerkey

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible

Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"

by Aviticus January 20, 2009