Beef Jerk 

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

Beef Jerk by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

jerk-id beef 

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

jerk-id beef by helga October 16, 2003

beef jerky 

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

beef jerky by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

beef jerky 

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

beef jerky by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

Beef Jerky 

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!

Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!

Beef Jerky by Mrtacoman November 24, 2011

Beef jerking

To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.

I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.

Beef jerking by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014

Beef Jerkey 

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible

Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"

Beef Jerkey by Aviticus January 20, 2009