Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Senseless Riot Shield Beatdowns

When random n00bz run around in COD and beat people down with riot shields.

Matt: Goddamit there are a lot of Senseless Riot Shield Beatdowns going on in this server
John: PWNED!

by Kilo-29 April 5, 2010

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020

Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown

Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.

We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.

by Dasmandude March 16, 2021

Good ol' Irish Beatdown

When you Poop in a sock and hit somebody with it.

Jesse: Holy Shit! What's all over you face???!!!!

Adam: It's Shit!! Matt Gave me a Good ol' Irish Beatdown

by The Italian Stallion 1972 July 17, 2011

severe beatdown edge pwnage

From the game Super Smash Brothers, when you are facing Link in vs mode, and he uses his down and A move right near the edge of the wall, with you right under. You end up falling very fast to your death. See definition of pwn

OMFG I was playing Super Smash Bros and I got severely beatdown edgepwned by Link while I was using Pikachu at 0% health.

by teh_pwnzorz April 18, 2005

small head man beatdown

it is when you either grab small head man by the legs and swing him at people, causing his head to collide into their body at very high speeds.

or you simply find small head man and beat the shit out of him

hey, lets go find smalley and give lev a small head man beatdown

by esteban bag October 10, 2004