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beast child

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the son of fat person
jesus look at that beast child what a sweaty fucker
beast child by beefy bri October 17, 2009
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beast child • National Beat Children Day • beat a child day • Childhood Best friend day • CHILDS BEST INTERESTS • beat like a red headed step child • beats the shit out of their children • beast • Beast Mode • beast master

beat a child day 

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the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.
"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"
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beat like a red headed step child 

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a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.
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National Beat Children Day 

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The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.
ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"

"What?"

KILL THE CHILDREN
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Childhood Best friend day 

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On April 4th we all celebrate our best friends we’ve had since we are little! The best friends we’ve shared many memories and continue to share memories with, post them and appreciate them!!
“Me and Lala have been besties since 1st grade!!!”

“Omg today is Childhood best friend day ! Go get her flowers to show you appreciate her!”
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CHILDS BEST INTERESTS 

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A current or future physical , emotional enviroment for a child suggested by state (family services) only with the consent of the childs parents & grandparents except where there has been a criminal conviction for abuse against said child
it`s in the childs best interests to remain in care as there may be a risk of emotional harm in the future
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