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beast child

jesus look at that beast child what a sweaty fucker
beast child by beefy bri October 17, 2009

beat a child day 

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.
"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

beat like a red headed step child 

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

National Beat Children Day 

The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.
ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"

"What?"

KILL THE CHILDREN

Childhood Best friend day 

On April 4th we all celebrate our best friends we’ve had since we are little! The best friends we’ve shared many memories and continue to share memories with, post them and appreciate them!!
“Me and Lala have been besties since 1st grade!!!”

“Omg today is Childhood best friend day ! Go get her flowers to show you appreciate her!”

CHILDS BEST INTERESTS 

A current or future physical , emotional enviroment for a child suggested by state (family services) only with the consent of the childs parents & grandparents except where there has been a criminal conviction for abuse against said child
it`s in the childs best interests to remain in care as there may be a risk of emotional harm in the future
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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