The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.

Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.
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A true animal, famous for being a machine, commonly know as TANK.

The women want him, the men want to be him
There goes Liam Beasley... i would even though i'm a man!
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a 6 foot tall black woman.
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usually stays under her office hunting large african animals with her blow dart gun.
only comes out when a child is in trouble.
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very hot but modest and respectful of women. Has a great body and is very athletic and sexy.
You're just like a travis beasley!
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a women that get very intoxicated from minimal amouts of liquor and becomes very crude, violent and does rediculous things.
-" HOLY FUCK, last night i pulled a Blackout Beasley and got roasted" - classic "BlackoutBeasley"
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